http://www.desiyaari.com Latest Funny Videos en-us Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:19:45 GMT Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:19:45 GMT http://www.desiyaari.com/rss DesiYaari.Com webmaster@desiyaari.com webmaster@desiyaari.com 5 http://www.desiyaari.com/jokes/female/harassing_parrot-23-1.aspx A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said. "Yes?" "You know." Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:19:45 GMT http://www.desiyaari.com/jokes/female/girls_night_out-25-1.aspx Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:30:31 GMT http://www.desiyaari.com/jokes/female/distinguished_young_woman-55-1.aspx A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!" Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:35:30 GMT http://www.desiyaari.com/jokes/female/women_are_like_cards-127-1.aspx A woman is like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the bitch Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:36:38 GMT http://www.desiyaari.com/jokes/female/nangi_larki-205-1.aspx AK nangi larki ak sakh sab ka taxi ma bhat gay sah sab bara ghor sa dak raha ta kabi larki ke mamo ko aur kabhi nacha pudi ko larkay na adress batya kah waha la jayo sakh sab jab ghor ghor ka dakh raha ta to larki na phocha kabhi nanghi larkhi nahi dakhi hay kay? to sakh sab na kaha ma soch raha ho kah taxi ka karaya ka pasa kaha rakhi honga. Tue, 05 May 2009 10:48:17 GMT http://www.desiyaari.com/jokes/female/sexy-212-1.aspx hi sweet girls Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:28:30 GMT