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12 Inches Required

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:45:43 GMT

3 men walk into a bar. After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them. The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches. The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches. Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick. The bartender says "OK, that's 12 inches you can go". As they're walking away the first guy says to the third, "Thank god you had a boner or we'd still be there."

A String Walks Into A Bar

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:09:08 GMT

A string walks into a bar. He asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender reply's "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves. The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender reply's "Sorry we do not serve strings, please go away." The following day the string stands outside the bar debating about whether to go in or not. He ties himself in a knot and frays the bottom of the string. He goes in and asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender reply's "Hey aren't you that string that's been coming in here all the time." They string reply's "No I'm a freyed knot".

Blood Bar

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:19:12 GMT

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink 1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood 2nd Vampire: I want a double shot 3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused. The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why didn't you order any blood the vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".

Busch Beer

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:45:43 GMT

A very sexy redhead walks into a pub and takes a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender says to her, "What can I get ya?" The woman replies, "Give me a Busch Beer." The bartender gets the beer and sets it in front of her. The woman immediately picks up the beer, slams it down and passes out cold. Three men from the bar drag her out back and have their way with her. The following night, the same woman goes back to the same pub, takes a seat at the same place at the end of the bar, and the same bartender asks, "What can I get ya?" The woman replies, "Give me a Busch Beer." The bartender gets the beer and sets it in front of her. The woman immediately picks up the beer, slams it down and passes out cold. Four men from the bar drag her out back and have their way with her. The following night, the same woman goes back to the same pub, takes a seat at the same place at the end of the bar, and the same bartender says, "I know, you want a Busch..." The woman stops him and says, "No, you better make it a Bud Light, that Busch makes my pussy hurt."

The Gay Bar

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:54:37 GMT

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey. The bartender asks "Why?" The guy responds and says "I got my first blow." The bartender says "In that case I'll give you two shots of whiskey." The guy says "No, I just want one to get the taste out of my mouth."

Gimme a Little Head

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:35:50 GMT

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange. He asks the bartender what had happened to the man. The bartender says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid." "The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish." Unfortunately, the man replied "How about a little head?"

Missing Cigar

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:35:55 GMT

A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis." "Oh come on" replies the bartender. The customer then says "If you don't believe me, I'll show you." He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar. The bartender bends down and looks closely and says "Why this is just a cigar". The customer looks puzzled and says "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says " See that". The bartender again inspects it closely and says "You asshole that's just another cigar." Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself , leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says "Son of a bitch, I must have smoked it!"

Got any raisins?

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:25:57 GMT

There was this duck that walked into a bar and sat down in a stool and the bartender said, "Can I help you?" The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?" The bartender said, "NO! This is a bar and we don't sell raisins." The duck walked out and then he came in the next day and sat in the very same stool! The bartender walked over and asked him if he could help him? The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?" The bartender said, "NO this is a BAR we don't sell raisins!" So the duck walked out again and left. He came back the next day and sat in the same stool once again! The duck yelled at the bartender, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?" The bartender said, "NO. And if you come back here once more I am gonna nail your webbed feet to the ground and you are gonna die there."The duck said, "ok", and left. The next day came and sure enough the duck came back except he only peeped his head inside the door. He said, "quack, quack, got any nails?" The bartender replied, "No!" The duck said "Good, then you got any raisins?"

The Emotional Horse

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:34:32 GMT

One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".